Why I.... became a pro golfer.

      I mean who does not want to become famous? I certainly like living in the spotlight, I don't know about anyone else. I became a pro golfer for many reasons. Obviously, I am gifted with the athletic capability to pursue this career. I am very good at the sport. And especially getting away with cheating.  I am very good at getting my way through and winning while doing it. If I didn't cheat, I wouldn't win as many things as I do. Also, let's talk money. I am making more money than I can handle. And who doesn't love money and being rich? I also chose to become a pro golfer because it does not require that much effort. Honestly, all it takes is some concentration. Otherwise, you just have to hit the ball in the hole in the ground. It simple and easy to do. It is also simple and easy money. Also, I love driving around in golf carts all day. I only have to stand on my feet for like two minutes. Other people are off working their butts off, sitting in chairs all day and what not. You see, I like the easy way out. I also like all the attention. It makes me feel good when people rush up to me and go "Ah it's Jordan Baker, the professional golfer!" I also get the pleasure of signing autographs, which makes me feel special. So yeah, that basically sums up why I became a professional golfer.